8.55am. Bank holiday Monday.
“Which clock are you going by? The one on the wall, or the one on your till?”
“The one on my till.”
“Right… but what does your till clock say? Because my watch is set to BBC time, and it says 9am, I think that is slightly more accurate than your till.”
“That may as well be, but the BBC are not the ones in charge of serving you a double whisky with a side of sambuca to ‘kick start’ your day.”