I don’t like Mondays

A man enters the pub in a fez and a cardboard Bono mask and does theatrical tip-toeing towards the men’s toilets. Sending PubManager in his direction, the mask is lifted and reveals an elderly man who has been banned on repeated occasions for stealing drinks and exposing himself. I pass him later, sitting cross-legged outside the pub, still wearing his mask, and quietly singing ‘I Don’t Like Mondays’.

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