The Morning Post

PostmanPat has not been in for a while. This is not a shame; the last time he came in he got so drunk it became apparently acceptable to take zoomed-in phone camera shots of my breasts and tell BeardyBarman he was just jealous it wasn’t happening to him. It transpires he is in prison for twelve weeks on charges of supplying marijuana alongside letters, and stealing money from children’s birthday cards.

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